94: Revenge of an Angry God

Apr 8, 2024

Today was a total eclipse of the sun (FYI: There is a total eclipse of the sun every single moment in time, depending upon your location…). Consequently, some religious group assumed this would be a good time for god to do its business. So, how are you? Did you survive? Did you get rapured or eye damage? Hope not. I discovered a very strange thing about the song “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” this week. Join me as I uncover the supidity of tons of people. I’m still digesting the delicious food from my first Ramadan Iftar. You shoulda been there. Join me next year. See you soon, folks!

87: King Of Pain

Jan 22, 2024

King Of Pain

This week I’m reflecting on the last month and a half of non-stop pain. I let you in on what that feels like and some methods I’ve been using to deal with it. Other than that, I mostly talk about drinking beer and I ridicule some people’s inferior god. Another typical show. Enjoy.

54: God Is Grape

Jun 20, 2023

Thanks to listener Gary, we have a new scoop on the lack of grape ice cream (See what I did there?). Unfortunately, I don’t buy it so I still want some real answers. Also, I go on a little spontaneous rant about a video I saw about Christian philosophy. Is this something really needed? I guess some people need it. I just wish they would put all of their energies into getting us some grape ice cream.

31: Be Quiet

Feb 24, 2023

apocaleptic31BeQuiet

I’ve been hearing strange tones in my bed. Could it be a space creature? It’s been making me wonder what it sounds like in outer space. Is it completely silent? Is there space wind? The sounds of astroids colliding? Weird bed tones? How much is the silence inside us similar to space silence? I wonder. Maybe too much. Hope you like this Friday show.

27: Cool Story, Bro!

Feb 9, 2023

27 Cool Story, Bro!

My eyes are no better but I gotta get used to it. Gonna be the way things are from now on. I’ll just relax. Maybe I’ll listen to my newest favorite ASMRtist. That always help. I’m performing at a storytelling event this weekend. Which me think of stories. What is the single defining story of your life? Do you have one? Should you make one up? Here’s mine. Talk to you next week, friends!