On this episode I give a salute, shout out and a round of appreciation to big, burly dudes. Hey, can’t a man give another man some attention without being… Oh, shut up. This week I’ve been a bachelor and have completely ruined the bachelor life for bachelors everywhere. Sorry, guys. There’s other stuff here if you want to get into it. Try it out. Get in touch. Or are ya chicken??
I’ve been sheltered in place, writing a play. More about that later. But I’ve also been watching trees fall which is kinda fun. If you aren’t watching “The Americas” narrated by Tom Hanks, its quite enjoyable. Give it a spin. Other than that, I’ve been listening to new music and turning down young women begging me for sex. So what’s new with you? See you next week.
This week I’m battling the urge to smoke. Why? Someone get me a therapist and we’ll all know. Today we discover the worst states to have a baby and the things you can’t eat in other countries. Sorry, folks, this is the podcast. Finally, I plead for you to recognize that you aren’t special. This is why no one wants to listen to this podcast. Last show is about drinking, this one is about smoking. Crap. Oh well. I’ll try again next week.
What’s the deal with the reality show The Baldwins? Are people watching this? Is anyone waiting to find out what secrets are being hidden in Alec Baldwin’s immediate family? I have to admit, as a Baldwin, even I really couldn’t care less. St. Patrick’s Day is happening very soon and it’s a great time to sniff a variety of booze. Shall we? You know I’ll be there. Did you know you could fall into a life of crime depending upon your name? It’s true. I examine who you know that might be a criminal based solely on their name. That’s it for now. Let’s talk again next week, okay?
This week I ponder whether things get less funnier as you get older (not talking about this podcast). I try to get into the SNL 50th Anniversary and I wonder if we resist things like spirituality and politics if the ideas don’t reinforce what we already think we know. Thanks for dropping by. I’ll be back next week.
This week, my friends, I say good bye to a long time friend and hello to a short time family member. Life is full of surprises. Hope all is well with you. See you soon.
