Sharing A Birthday Cigar
Well, I told you I would share a birthday cigar with you and here it is! Come hang out with me as my birthday winds down.
96: Tales From The Butt
I’m starving here. No food for 24 hours. No food or drink for the next several hours. Today is my colonoscopy. So much fun. Looking forward to a beer and fries though. Also, this weekend is the big birthday. Getting old is not too bad. Might as well celebrate it. I’ll keep you updated. Thanks for hanging out, friends. See you again soon.
95: What I’ve Learned
Greetings everyone! Welcome to episode 95 of the Outta Toon Podcast! We’re speeding quickly toward episode 100 and I’m ready for it how about you? As I prepare to celebrate my birthday in a couple weeks I reflect on just what the heck I’ve done over my life. What have I accomplished? What have I learned? I’ve come to realize recently that I’ve only learned one thing about life. I think it is the actual “Secret of Life!” Fortunately, I share my knowledge in this very episode so you can now know it too. Sorry the episode is a bit long but it’s the secret to life, people! What did you expect?? Geez. See you again soon.
94: Revenge of an Angry God
Today was a total eclipse of the sun (FYI: There is a total eclipse of the sun every single moment in time, depending upon your location…). Consequently, some religious group assumed this would be a good time for god to do its business. So, how are you? Did you survive? Did you get rapured or eye damage? Hope not. I discovered a very strange thing about the song “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” this week. Join me as I uncover the supidity of tons of people. I’m still digesting the delicious food from my first Ramadan Iftar. You shoulda been there. Join me next year. See you soon, folks!
93: Old and Horny
This week I’m counting down one month until my Bedian Birthday. I need something cool to do for celebration. Any ideas? Contact me if you think of something. I’ve noticed that getting older doesn’t mean you don’t appreciate the beauty of the human body. Only problem is, no one wants to know. I want to let you know about a couple of awesome documentaries. Both entertaining and thought provoking. Also, have you seen my tape?
92: This Too Shall Pass
A return visit from pain has slowed me down the past few days but at this point everything seems to be looking up. I have new understandings about the body and also about who I am. Okay, yeah, this show is a bit metaphysical. Maybe a little spiritual. Not in a bad way, though. I’m having a cold one on this St. Patrick’s Day, how about you? Erin go Bragh!
