Speeding closer to Christmas and here I am watching Pandas have sex. Is that wrong? Then why are they showing it on my TV?? We’re a couple weeks from Christmas and I’m just not feeling it this year. I’m already planning for next year. I want to talk to you a bit about artist consciousness vs sports consciousness and how those affect out society. Don’t worry, it won’t hurt. See you next week.
This week I’m battling the urge to smoke. Why? Someone get me a therapist and we’ll all know. Today we discover the worst states to have a baby and the things you can’t eat in other countries. Sorry, folks, this is the podcast. Finally, I plead for you to recognize that you aren’t special. This is why no one wants to listen to this podcast. Last show is about drinking, this one is about smoking. Crap. Oh well. I’ll try again next week.
This week I’m wondering about dating for older people. I don’t know why. I’m not needing to date. But I suppose I’m just looking out for the elderly. Where are the best places to date? How are older people even making frends? I want to know this stuff. I’ve started planning for Halloween, folks. I’m planning on a Halloween story epidode of the podcast. Get ready for it and let me know if you’d like to participate. I’m still experiencing a bit of creative crisis. I will say, though, that I’ve discovered a secret about the creative life I’ll share with you. It’s mostly free. And fun. Those are always good things. See you next week.
Didn’t expect a 3 month delay but, hey, we’re back! I ran outta gas! I had a flat tire! I didn’t have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from outta town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts! It wasn’t my fault! I swear to God!
Hope it’s worth the wait. Let me know if you’re still here…
Well, I told you I would share a birthday cigar with you and here it is! Come hang out with me as my birthday winds down.
