56: The Pursuit of Happy

Jul 11, 2023

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Hi friends! How’s your summer so far? How long will you wait for a table at a restaurant? That’s kind of a personal research question. I think I waited too long this weekend. Thinking about all of the things we do to make ourselves happy but what are your essentials? What are the things you can always rely on to make you the happiest? I have recently felt some resistance when asked by friends who wanted to be called by different names or recognized as a different gender. What’s that about? I do some examining of my own acceptance. Stop and say “hi” this week. I’ll talk with you soon.

55: Hoarder House

Jul 7, 2023

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Okay, I think we’re ready to get back on schedule here! I told you the last week would be a rough one and it was. I wasn’t able to get a show up and the first of this week was tight as well. Good news is, I should be back on the original schedule next week! So here’s a little shorter show for you about fireworks, anxious dogs, yard sales and stuff. So much stuff. Want to buy some stuff? See you next week, friends!

54: God Is Grape

Jun 20, 2023

Thanks to listener Gary, we have a new scoop on the lack of grape ice cream (See what I did there?). Unfortunately, I don’t buy it so I still want some real answers. Also, I go on a little spontaneous rant about a video I saw about Christian philosophy. Is this something really needed? I guess some people need it. I just wish they would put all of their energies into getting us some grape ice cream.

53: Murdered At The Piggly Wiggly

Jun 13, 2023

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It’s a great cool breezy day in the ATL. Rare but I’ll take it. As I get older, I’m concerned more and more about ageism. More specifically, what can everyone be doing out there to make my old man life much easier? It’s something we all should be focusing more on. I have a great idea for a new podcast which I have decided to completely turn over to you. Seriously. Go do it. Make millions. Just give me a shout out, okay? I’ll talk with you again later this week.

52: How To Speak In Forked Tongues

Jun 8, 2023

I had some great Korean food last night. Hope you did too. By the way, what makes food “Asian” if it’s cooked in America? By a Latinx? All I know, it was really good stuff. So, Pat Robertson’s dead. If you don’t know who that is, he was a TV preacher who was apparently so scared of gay people, he thought they caused hurricanes and earthquakes and other world calamities. Not sure if they were responsible for his death but if so, it would be a great thing to add to your gay wizard portfolio. We’ll talk next week. Don’t forget to stay in touch.

51: Coughing and Coffee

Jun 6, 2023

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Greetings Apocaleptic fans! How are you so far this week? I’ve got so much happening in June: closing down my gallery, starting new ventures, being called for jury duty and a non-stop coughing dog. It’s all the things I asked for last Christmas. I didn’t do a second show last week because… well, let me explain. I’ve been thinking about stuff. It’s all a bit spooky and metaphysical and I didn’t want to freak you out. So, I’ll just freak you out this week. Thanks for listening. Stop by and say “hi” sometime.